Kogao! Smile Lines Face Belt Gets Rid of Wrinkles, Shuts You Up in the Process
February 18th, 2012
I’m the kind of individual who frowns a lot. I frown when the weather goes from very good to negative, when I spill my drink, when I bump my knee against the edge of the table – in short, when some thing goes wrong. Whenever my mom would spot me with a scowl on my face, she’d immediately launch into a lecture about how frowning utilizes way far more muscles than smiling and that I’d possibly end up with a wrinkly old face by the time I hit thirty. Gee, thanks mom.
It is good that she does not surf the web a lot, since she’ll possibly get 1 of these Kogao! Smile Lines Face Belts if she consider it’ll save her daughter from looking like a dried up prune in a decade’s time.
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Another Day, Another Stupid Japanese Face Exerciser
February three, 2012
This is the Japanese Face Slimmer, a $ 50 (FIFTY DOLLARS?!??!!1) piece of molded piece of plastic you jam in your mouth to appear like a lovedoll. You happen to be supposed to put on it even though reciting the vowel sounds of the alphabet 3 occasions a minute, twice a day. And that…that’s supposed to make your face slimmer. Granted it will not perform, but none of these factors do. You want to slim down your face? Here’s what you do: choke yourself while your food’s digesting so none of fat can travel up to your face. Basic! “I am sorry, GW, but I’m pretty sure this is some sort of sex toy.” It may well be, the product site’s in Japanese!
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Get Excellent Duck Lips With The Face Slimmer [incrediblethings]
Thanks to bb, who’s convinced laughing is the finest face workout. Truly? I heard it was standing in front of a fan so you sound like Darth Vader.
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Just Wrong: This Is A Face Exerciser Device
By David Ponce
Yeah, Japan once more. We adore you guys, but what’s with these things? The above image shows a poor lady being paid to demonstrate the Face Slimmer Physical exercise Mouthpiece. You put it in there and say vowels repeatedly, allegedly exercising the muscles in your face and acquiring rid of wrinkles and sag.